Every Quixoticism Every Quixoticized

2008.08.20: So here's the thing...
2008.08.13: Ch-ch-ch-changes
2008.07.16: Alt-Ctrl-Deleting Myself
2008.07.07: I'm Still with the Band
2008.06.27: Introducing Jacques
2008.06.11: Self-Hyphenated
2008.05.28: Is That a Surgery-Drain in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
2008.05.27: Putting the "Coup" in Recuperate
2008.05.24: For Some Insane Reason, I Feel Like Crap
2008.05.19: Legalese and Medical Jargon
2008.03.18: On Honor
2008.01.27: It's Getting Hot in Here
2008.01.23: Why I Live in Zihua
2008.01.21: Fan Mail
2008.01.20: I'm With the Band
2007.12.16: Jump! For my Love!
2007.12.15: Greetings from Sunny Sanibel Island
2007.12.01: I'm 4GreenTires -- and U Can Be, 2!
2007.11.27: Fiebre
2007.10.25: Splish. Splash.
2007.10.14: Going to Hell in a (Hot, Latin) Handbasket
2007.09.30: Frustrated Frustrated Frustrated
2007.09.27: John Cusack Has Bad Posture
2007.09.20: You Say "Tomato," I Say "Gazpacho"
2007.09.17: It's Official
2007.09.11: Por Fin, Poderosas
2007.09.10: Snuggle
2007.09.05: Now with a Fresh Lemon Scent!
2007.09.03: On the Rocks
2007.08.21: Disheveled
2007.08.16: The Age Old Question, Multiple Choice Edition
2007.08.10: The Age Old Question Strikes Again
2007.08.07: Another Age Old Question
2007.08.06: The Age Old Question
2007.08.02: And the Ugly
2007.07.25: Dusk
2007.07.21: Where Everybody Nobody Knows My Name
2007.07.18: Meandering
2007.07.18: Feeling (& Dialing) Alright
2007.07.16: A B - - E F G
2007.07.16: Cold Brewed Irony
2007.07.12: Closed Circuit
2007.07.10: Anatomy of a Compliment
2007.07.10: Squeezed
2007.07.06: Hello
2007.06.09: A Thread of Grace... and perhaps a moment of faith
2007.06.06: Weather Report
2007.06.02: Very Punny
2007.05.31: Round, Round, Get Around, I Get Around
2007.05.30: The Best Damned $20 I Ever Spent
2007.05.29: Lost in Translation on Aisle 5
2007.05.29: Bleepity Bleep Bleep Bleep
2007.05.17: Home
2007.05.09: The Inn at Spanish Bay
2007.05.08: R&R
2007.05.07: Inga
2007.05.05: One
2007.05.01: Manic Monday, Part 2
2007.04.30: Manic Monday, Part 1
2007.04.29: My Bad
2007.04.26: Cut Along the Dotted Lines
2007.04.24: Soggy Substantiation
2007.04.21: Because I Just Can't Survive 2 Months Without Some Mexican Mayhem
2007.04.18: Accidental Cultist 5: Just Say No to Crap
2007.04.11: 7 MInutes in Heaven
2007.04.10: Overheard at the Coffee Shop
2007.04.03: I Heart Picasso; I Don't Heart People
2007.04.03: Life in the Express Lane
2007.04.01: The Great Colored Pencil Debacle of 2007
2007.03.26: First Thoughts on John & Elizabeth Edwards
2007.03.23: Whilst I'm Away... (Part 3)
2007.03.22: Whilst I'm Away... (Part 2)
2007.03.21: Whilst I'm Away... (Part 1)
2007.03.20: Not So Knotty
2007.03.19: Seeing Just Me
2007.03.18: Let Them Eat Cake Alaska Airlines Snack Mix
2007.03.17: Muebles
2007.03.13: Literal
2007.03.10: Back-ish to School. Or, What I'm Going to Do on My Spring Non-Vacation
2007.03.09: Reservation Code KYBKXB
2007.03.07: On Customer Service
2007.03.04: Living in the House of Ill-Repute
2007.03.01: If I Were... But I'm Not
2007.02.25: Considering Craigslist
2007.02.24: I Can See Clearly Now the Rain Is Gone... Except When I Can't
2007.02.22: A Pixotic Pause
2007.02.22: Packing Light
2007.02.19: Plays Well with Others
2007.02.17: Felicidad is Spicy Soup
2007.02.14: Garlic Toast with a Side of Chest Pains
2007.02.12: Breaking & Entering Trumps Optimism
2007.02.06: No Change of Address Form Yet
2007.02.06: Bev - and the rest of the world - Refuses to Let Me Be Normal
2007.02.01: A Rare Privilege
2007.01.29: Timeline
2007.01.28: The Kucumber Killer
2007.01.25: Doing My Part to Make the Rich Richer
2007.01.23: Crazy, in 2 Parts
2007.01.22: Almost But Not Quite
2007.01.17: Gringolandia Booty
2007.01.14: Whew
2007.01.09: See It.
2007.01.09: Tastes Just Like... Uh... Chicken
2007.01.05: There Is Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself Visible Pantylines
2007.01.04: Chopsticks at the Ready
2006.12.29: A Belated Merry Christmas from Me and Sarah Michelle Gellar
2006.12.18: 4.0
2006.12.14: Desperate Times Call for Instant Coffee
2006.12.14: Yeah, I Noticed Something Different, Too
2006.12.11: Melees, Mexican-style
2006.12.10: Like I Said, I'm Excited
2006.12.09: The Big Announcement
2006.12.09: Aren't You Excited?!?!
2006.12.06: I Meant to Tell Ya'all This Last Week
2006.12.04: Cultural Understanding, Crash Course
2006.12.02: "Karma" in Spanish is "Karma" - and It Sucks
2006.12.01: 1 December
2006.11.30: No Winning
2006.11.27: The Nuances
2006.11.25: On Mexican Time, I'm Actually Early
2006.11.21: Today I Pretended to Be a Writer
2006.11.20: Erasing My Past with a Click of the Mouse
2006.11.18: Quite Possibly My Girliest Blog Entry Yet
2006.11.17: Isahrai, the Turkey, and the Pig
2006.11.17: Accountability; or, the problem with having real life friends
2006.11.13: Soooo, how was your weekend?
2006.11.10: Quarantine
2006.11.09: Equilibrium
2006.11.07: A Clear Case for "I Told You So"
2006.11.04: Morphine Withdrawal Means Never Having to Count Carbs
2006.10.29: Daylight Savings Time Means An Extra Hour of Barking Before the Roosters Take Their Turn
2006.10.26: Status Report on My Current Job Search
2006.10.23: Some See the Glass Half Full, Some See the Glass Filled with Machine Gun Toting Thugs
2006.10.18: Reason No. 11 That My Mirror Is Kept Behind My Bedroom Door
2006.10.18: Call Me Ishmael... Or Whatever Else You Want
2006.10.16: These Modern Times
2006.10.13: Today's Rambling Is Brought to You by a 103 Degree Temperature
2006.09.30: Houston, We Have a Refrigerator... and some really bad mojo
2006.09.27: Credit Where Credit Is Overdue
2006.09.25: The Real Reason Behind My Blogging Silence
2006.09.21: Excuses, Excuses
2006.09.17: Brilliant Timewasters No. 2 and 3
2006.09.15: Native Tongue (Tied)
2006.09.13: Making Sense (and Pesos!) in Mexico
2006.09.12: Phew
2006.09.11: Want
2006.09.08: What's a Girl Got to Do for a Happy Love Song?
2006.09.06: Feeling
2006.08.31: Words of Wisdom
2006.08.30: Compañeros
2006.08.30: I'm Not Really Sure Where to Begin...
2006.08.26: Viaje de Camino
2006.08.24: My First Attempt at Live Blogging
2006.08.24: Employer of the Year
2006.08.21: The Accidental Cultist Part 4: All Tied Up
2006.08.21: Zihua Morning, Untouched
2006.08.19: Take This Website Away from Me before I Cry
2006.08.18: Getting My Priorities Straight
2006.08.17: These Photos Are Brought to You by British Airways, Safety Pins, a Nice Husband (Not Mine!), an Air Conditioned Dance Floor, Some Serious Cleavage (Not Mine Either!), Superfluous Flirting, 4 Glasses of Red Wine, & an Ungodly Amount of Narcotics (All Mine)
2006.08.15: I Don't Even Know Which Doctor to Ask About This Hair-Raising Side Effect
2006.08.15: The Accidental Cultist Part 3.5: Schedule Me This
2006.08.13: Every Day
2006.08.13: The Brainwashing Is Complete (The Accidental Cultist)
2006.08.10: Feeling Guilty About Not Feeling Guilty
2006.08.09: A Good Time Was Had By All
2006.08.08: The Accidental Cultist Part 3: "To Do" Gone Wild
2006.08.08: Photographing Miquelrius Journals Is Not as Easy as I Thought It Would Be
2006.08.05: Isn't She Lovely
2006.08.04: It's Like Writing... In a Room...
2006.08.03: Just Call Me Señorita Van Winkle
2006.08.01: I Want to be A Con Cron
2006.07.31: Abnormal
2006.07.30: There's Not Enough Light in This World
2006.07.26: I'm Smarter Than I Look
2006.07.26: Keeping the Dream Alive
2006.07.24: Es siempre más oscuro antes del alba.
2006.07.21: Can't Leave Well Enough Alone
2006.07.20: Relativity
2006.07.18: "Cornelius Fudge" in Spanish is... "Cornelius Fudge"
2006.07.17: The Accidental Cultist Part 2: La Playa Sur Diet, Zihua-style
2006.07.17: Fear Mechanism Still Active
2006.07.14: True Genius Is Being Able to Turn Hopefulness into a Death Threat
2006.07.12: Maybe I'm Not So Special After All
2006.07.10: The Accidental Cultist Part 1: Mango-A-Go-Go
2006.07.09: I'm Really Trying to Move On, People
2006.07.07: And Really Bad Eggs
2006.07.06: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Airstream
2006.07.04: Happy Fourth of July
2006.07.03: Dialing Instructions
2006.06.30: Betcha Didn't Know I'm Trailer Park Trash
2006.06.28: These People
2006.06.27: Defining a Dog Attack
2006.06.25: Tonight, I Wish I Was a Jersey Girl
2006.06.23: 24 Hours Later...
2006.06.22: The Reluctant Dog Lover
2006.06.21: For the Last 15 Minutes...
2006.06.20: That Newfangled Box with People Inside It Really Freaks Me Out
2006.06.19: One Girl's Laziness Is Another Girl's Time Management Seminar
2006.06.16: The Double-Ply Blues
2006.06.15: Guest Blogger
2006.06.15: Sometimes Being Washed Away Is a Good Thing
2006.06.13: Respite
2006.06.10: Implementing a New (Honesty Is the Best) Policy
2006.06.07: Feedback on the Monitor
2006.06.06: Lightning Lullaby
2006.06.05: I won't even tell you what She was wearing!
2006.06.03: 209 Blog Entries Later...
2006.06.03: Correspondences
2006.06.01: I'm Just Wondering...
2006.05.31: I Know Martha Stewart's Pain
2006.05.29: Remembering My Favorite Year... and other losses
2006.05.28: Making a (Roundabout, Non sequitur) Case for "Sceevy"
2006.05.26: Rainy Season Is Upon Us and Other Notes
2006.05.24: Me and David Anders, Drinking Tequila Shots on the Beach
2006.05.22: ¡Odio Joel! ¡Adoro Joel!
2006.05.21: Yesterday
2006.05.19: The Devil Needs an Overcoat
2006.05.17: The Things I Do to Make My Doctor Happy
2006.05.16: All this pontification just to end with a Disney cartoon reference
2006.05.15: My New Meds Certainly Aren't Smart Pills
2006.05.15: Oxymoron... or is it just moronic?
2006.05.14: And there went my afternoon...
2006.05.13: Peanut Butter Cups, My Ass
2006.05.12: Apparently, I'm a Nose-y Friend
2006.05.11: I had absolutely, positively nothing to do with it
2006.05.10: Too Late to Write a Paragraph
2006.05.08: Playing Chicken with Insulin
2006.05.07: Sometimes, one shouldn't ask "¿Por qué?"
2006.05.04: Untranslatable
2006.05.03: Chikita (the cat) says this: sdfoijeoij3n5r2oi5j; Now, here's what I have to say...
2006.04.19: Drop It! Drop It!
2006.04.18: People Who Don't Need People
2006.04.10: Ahh, The Good Ole (Crazy) Days
2006.04.09: I Live for the Molehills
2006.04.07: Some Days I Think My Standards Are Too High
2006.04.06: Poets Against War
2006.04.03: What I Did on My Vancouver Non-Vacation
2006.04.01: It's like "The Bachelorette" for Crazy Sick People!
2006.03.31: De Donde Eres. Punto.
2006.03.30: A Thrilling Game for the Whole Family...
2006.03.28: Idiot-syncracies
2006.03.25: I Heart Abbey
2006.03.24: A Literal-ly Minded Day
2006.03.21: No Hay Luz and Other Modern Day Nonsense
2006.03.19: This From a Friend Who's Answering Machine Message Is the Factory-Issued Computer Voice
2006.03.17: It's All About the Layers
2006.03.14: Dude! It's Snakes Seizures on a Plane!
2006.03.13: Because I Can!
2006.03.11: Mexican Immigration Officials Are Optimists
2006.03.09: Señales Mixtos
2006.03.08: What Would the Oompa Loompas Say About Me?
2006.03.07: Reasons to Hug Your Housekeeper
2006.03.05: Of Books & Bacon & Other B Words
2006.03.05: A Class Field Trip!
2006.03.02: Technologically Colorblind
2006.03.01: Playing the Odds
2006.02.27: For the Record
2006.02.24: Gracias a Dios es el viernes
2006.02.23: Start Spreadin' the News...
2006.02.20: Newsflash
2006.02.18: The Ghosts of Literatures Past vs. The Ghosts of Literatures Future
2006.02.15: Ironia
2006.02.14: A Symphony in the Parking Garage
2006.02.13: And no messy juiceboxes!
2006.02.13: Momentous Occassions
2006.02.11: It's Not All la Combinación y la Empareja
2006.02.08: She's At It Again
2006.02.07: Generosity Works Both Ways
2006.02.07: I Began with a Rerun of Inside the Actors Studio and It Went Downhill from There...
2006.02.05: A Vacation for My Dishpan Hands
2006.02.04: 12 hours later...
2006.02.03: I'm Coming Out of Blog-Silence to Say This?!
2006.01.30: Okay, okay, I found the freakin' silver lining
2006.01.29: Xena Wheezing Warrior Princess
2006.01.28: Black Cadillac
2006.01.27: A Moment's Fresh Perspective
2006.01.25: Frozen Bitchiness on a Stick
2006.01.23: Reason No. 23 I'm Glad I Have My Voice Back
2006.01.22: Worrywarts, Please Skip this Entry
2006.01.21: The Land of Flavoured Nuts
2006.01.20: Another Diagnosis
2006.01.19: Feed a Cold, Starve a Fever, and Pig Out on Pneumonia
2006.01.19: I Don't Need a Feathered Tattletale
2006.01.17: And on the 8th day, God created phlegm
2006.01.16: A Small Blip on the Screen
2006.01.15: Maybe This Is Why My Eyesight Is So Bad?
2006.01.14: Not So Loca Aqui
2006.01.13: I Don't Mean to Make Such Stereotypes...
2006.01.12: My Soulmate Will...
2006.01.10: Mondays with Sylvia
2006.01.08: Notes from Lockdown
2006.01.08: Brilliant Timewaster No. 1
2006.01.07: A Little Birdie Told Me To
2006.01.07: I Didn't Even Brush My Teeth In Between
2006.01.05: As If the Pelvic Cancer Post Wasn't Gross Enough...
2006.01.05: Playing Favorites
2006.01.01: You Should Have Given Me a Wool Sweater and a Copper Pot
2005.12.31: Baubles
2005.12.29: Jaded
2005.12.28: Channeling My Inner Tom Green
2005.12.27: Suffering from Delusions of "Been There, Done That"
2005.12.26: Santa & the Sand Trap
2005.12.25: Earplugs Make Good Stocking Stuffers
2005.12.25: ¡Vayamos! And then some...
2005.12.20: It's Like a Movie Trailer, but for a Book
2005.12.19: I Beat AOL!
2005.12.18: Pants on Fire
2005.12.17: It Had to Happen Sometime
2005.12.14: Dear Sir Who Was Walking Under My Bathroom Window
2005.12.14: "All Of the Above"
2005.12.13: One of Those Boring Life Update Posts
2005.12.10: Often Times You Can't, But...
2005.12.09: Post Script
2005.12.09: With Jam
2005.12.09: Scratch That
2005.12.07: The People in My Neighborhood
2005.12.07: Free Swim
2005.12.06: Putting It in Perspective
2005.12.05: I Killed Blogger!
2005.12.04: What is a favicon?
2005.12.03: Tart-Flavoured Thankfulness
2005.12.02: No Cake, but Plenty of Candles (& a flashlight)
2005.11.30: Balancing Act
2005.11.21: A Whole Wheat Embrace
2005.11.17: Is it a Sin to be Insanely Jealous of a Persecuted Religious Leader?
2005.11.15: A Love/Hate Relationship
2005.11.14: Identity Crisis Resolved
2005.11.14: ¿Cuándo está simplemente demasiado tarde?
2005.11.13: I Feel So Much Safer Now! (hint: read with sarcasm)
2005.11.12: Isahrai Gets Her (Digital) Groove Back
2005.11.10: The Joys of the Anonymous Internet
2005.11.09: ...I Bet You Think This Song -- Err Blog -- Is About You
2005.11.08: Forbidden Words
2005.11.08: I don't mean to complain, but...
2005.11.06: Showdown at Bodega (or, she kicked my lily-white ass)
2005.11.03: To Mr. S. J. Maloney
2005.10.31: Obscene Confusion
2005.10.30: Laziness 101
2005.10.30: Cast of Characters
2005.10.28: Thank Goodness for Language Barriers
2005.10.24: Joi Gin (or, it doesn't have to make sense)
2005.10.21: To All the Large Books I've Loved Before
2005.10.19: Salvador Knows Best
2005.10.19: Pathetic is...
2005.10.16: Por Supuesto
2005.10.16: Interrogator Tips: How to Break Me
2005.10.12: Why Do Jennys Exist?
2005.10.10: Why I Have Resumed Spanish Lessons
2005.10.07: The Crying Game (an update)
2005.10.06: The Cold Irony of My Life
2005.10.04: The Little Girl Behind Me in the Market...
2005.10.03: August Wilson
2005.10.02: Jim Varney, David Cross, & Me (or Vague Title for Melancholy Post)
2005.09.26: All of These Thoughts on Only One Cup of Coffee!
2005.09.25: Eviction Notice
2005.09.18: Toora Loora Toora Loora Aye
2005.09.16: ¡Viva Mexico!
2005.09.11: The Beat of New York... in a Shoe
2005.09.04: Continuing Thoughts
2005.08.31: A Letter
2005.08.30: New Orleans
2005.08.26: Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness (or some BS like that)
2005.08.25: Sex Kitchen Girl
2005.08.25: First Thoughts of a Foodie
2005.08.23: Drain (and Brain?) Free!
2005.08.19: Being a Grown Up
2005.08.15: List Making at La Cavorteria
2005.08.13: You Asked for It
2005.08.13: A Sweaty Surprise
2005.08.09: Tuesday
2005.08.08: Doctor's Appointment Update
2005.08.08: Midday Report
2005.08.08: It's All One Story
2005.08.08: Learning How to Rest
2005.08.07: Random Sunday Stuff
2005.08.06: Breakfast in Bed Whilst Wearing a Corsette
2005.08.05: How I Convinced My Doctor to Release Me
2005.08.05: Sitting on a Sofa
2005.08.05: Going "Home"!
2005.08.04: The Greatest Bowl of Oatmeal Ever
2005.08.04: Day 4 -- 1300 -- by Isahrai (it's me!)
2005.08.04: Blogging 101 (Diane is an idiot)
2005.08.03: Day 3 -- 6:30 P.M.
2005.08.03: Day 3 -- 4 P.M.
2005.08.03: Day 3 -- 11:20 A.M.
2005.08.02: Day 2 -- 6:15 PM
2005.08.02: Day 2 -- Noon
2005.08.02: Day 3 -- 9 A.M.
2005.08.02: Day 2 -- 8:30 A.M.
2005.08.01: Operation #7 -- 7:30 P.M.
2005.08.01: Operation Update #5 -- 3:30 P.M.
2005.08.01: Operation Update #4 -- 1:45 P.M.
2005.08.01: Operation # 3 -- 11:45 A.M.
2005.08.01: On Trust -- by Isahrai
2005.08.01: Operation Update # 2 -- 10:30 A.M.
2005.08.01: Operation Update # 1 -- 8:30 A.M.
2005.08.01: Note from Isahrai -- 5 A.M.
2005.07.31: Guadalajara
2005.07.23: Living a Mystery
2005.07.17: A Little Geography Lesson
2005.07.14: Turning the Volume Down
2005.07.14: I'll Take an Order of "Order" to Go, Please
2005.07.08: 525,600 Minutes
2005.07.01: The 1st Step Is Admitting the Problem
2005.06.30: A Little Rai of Sunshine
2005.06.30: Pollyanna Has Left the Building
2005.06.28: Of Dead Presidents and Love Songs
2005.06.23: Waterlogged
2005.06.14: Finding Common Ground: Ending Poverty
2005.06.12: On the Birthday of My Best Friend
2005.06.10: The Crisis in Dafur: Just the Facts
2005.06.05: A Policy of Rape: New York Times Op-Ed Column
2005.06.04: Happy Birthday, Jennifer... and Trinity!
2005.06.01: Confessional
2005.05.30: In Memoriam... with Deep Gratitude
2005.05.26: A Phoenix Rising... & Coming Home
2005.05.25: Snapshot
2005.05.17: A Moment of Silence... And Then Even More Silence
2005.05.13: All in a Day's Walk
2005.05.10: A Few Good Things a'la Martha
2005.05.06: They Said What?!?!
2005.05.02: Honoring Marla Ruzicka
2005.04.30: Ginger Lemonade
2005.04.26: Health Update
2005.04.23: Fake Hair, Real Me
2005.04.21: If You Can't Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Tropics
2005.04.20: I Promise to Be Nice in a Minute
2005.04.19: Sometimes a Girl Just Has to Have Her Tofu
2005.04.17: Babies on the Brain
2005.04.15: Cyber-Activist
2005.04.12: There Once Was a Girl from Norway and a Girl from New York